root@tudsec:~# ./loot_drop.sh_

# Initialize payload list below # One absurd item per line A USB drive that just screams when plugged in Bluetooth-enabled garden gnome Half-eaten sandwich (Digital NFT version) A keyboard consisting entirely of 'F' keys Used napkin from a 1998 Denny's Wi-Fi connected toaster infected with ransomware A single rubber duck for intense debugging Admin password written on a blurry sticky note An expired block of cheddar cheese A mouse pad made of actual sandpaper [ Extract Payload ]